It’s time for the classic “He said/She said” Session! About once a month two representatives (one male, one female) answer one question relating to love, relationships, or other gender interests. They share little but the common interest to represent their respective gender. If you have a question for our reps, please email your comments to contact@playsexlove.com. The item of discussion today is:
If sex is bad the first time, do you try, try again?
She said: If it’s a new relationship then maybe everyone was a little nervous.
He said: Or drunk.
She said: Yes, but regardless you should try once again, especially if you like the guy.
He said: Or she’s ridiculously hot.
She said: Very mature.
He said: What? If he was fat and bald and the sex was bad you would try again?
She said: Depends how much I like his personality.
He said: Or how much money he has.
She said: This is off topic. The correct answer is, yes, you should try again if you like him.
He said: Even if it was bad, sober sex?
She said: If it’s a sober one night stand and it’s still bad then you probably don’t care considering you just had sex with a stranger with no alcohol involved.
He said: Unless she’s a ridiculously hot stranger.
She said:
He said: What? Why the silent treatment? I’m just trying to enlighten you with the truth.
She said: I trust your definition of truth the way I trust a fat kid with an ice cream cake. Besides, ridiculously hot girl sex would never happen without the aid of alcohol because men are naturally repulsive.
He said: Ouch.
She said: I’m sorry; I thought you wanted enlightenment with the truth.
He said: Look, it’s not my fault that the truth happens to be something girls don’t like. What a surprise.
She said: I hope this is the last time we’re involved in a conversation.
He said: Before you go I just want to let you know: I will miss our friendship.
She said: Just end it already.
He said: Ok. The truth is he will only try again if she’s really hot or there’s some kind of bet at stake. Or if she was too drunk to appreciate his amazing ability in bed.
She said: Naturally.
